We’re On To Crystals

Exciting news guys, I’m getting into crystals! That’s right, the next stop on the hot mess express is crystals (previous stops include fascia work, juicing, The Secret, intermittent fasting, oils). Yes, I get this seems a little “woo woo” for me, but what’s the harm in a little dabblin’? Also, your girls is getting desperate. I’m running out of things to try to get my life back on the rails, so we’re onto crystals and be cool about it.

I am starting this journey a true babe in the New Age woods, I could not know less about crystals. Why are they? What do they do? How does one use them? Will I accidentally summon the Dark Arts and hasten the inevitable collapse of society? All questions I’m looking forward to answering.

If there are any crystal experts out there, I would love to hear from you! A little guidance or a jumping off point? Any sort of advice how to use a rock to completely change my life would be just swell. Also, anyone else out there starting a crystal journey? A crystal new persuasion, if you? No? No one?

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