Exciting news guys, I’m getting into crystals! That’s right, the next stop on the hot mess express is crystals (previous stops include fascia work, juicing, The Secret, intermittent fasting, oils). Yes, I get this seems a little “woo woo” for me, but what’s the harm in a little dabblin’? Also, your girls is getting desperate. I’m running out of things to try to get my life back on the rails, so we’re onto crystals and be cool about it. I…