Royal Scandals That Should Upset You More Than Meghan Markle
I can’t get my head around how people get pressed like a panini about Meghan Markle. It makes no sense. So many people who have never met her, whose lives she has no effect on, just flat out, and very vocally don’t like her. People have no problem saying they don’t trust her, or there’s just something about her they don’t like, with no real evidence to back it up. I want to give people the benefit of the doubt, but a lot of this is straight racism. And one way I know this is because there are PLENTY of other royals who have behaved abhorrently and none of these same people appalled by Meghan Markle have made a peep about them. Scandals like…
Edward the VIII, the Nazi Who Wouldn’t Be King
The problem with Eddie wasn’t that he fell in love with, and married an older American divorcĂ©e, it’s that he was a Nazi. Ok at the very least he was a Nazi sympathizer, at very most he was an all in Nazi who cooperated in a German plot get himself reinstated as King. Not great!
Princess Michael of Kent’s Racism
While some in the Royal Family might try to keep their casual racism to themselves, Princess Michael of Kent wears hers on her sleeve. Well not on her sleeve, but on her chest because this donkey wore a Blackamoor brooch to the Queen’s Christmas luncheon knowing full well Meghan Markle was going to be there. And let’s not forget about the time in New York she told Black diners at a restaurant she did not know, to “go back to the colonies” and then dropped a “these people” in her televised faux-pology.
Prince Andrew, the Queen’s Favorite Sexual Abuser
Prince Andrew is a whole ass pedophile rapist. I mean what else there to say about Jeffrey Epstein’s bestie?
Queen Elizabeth’s Tax Dodging
in 2017 it was discovered that the Queen was not only investing in companies who treat their workers terribly, she also had offshore tax sheltered accounts to avoid paying 15 million in taxes. Imaging you and your family living extremely large on the taxpayer’s dime for all eternity and then hiding millions so you don’t have to pay a share. I’m not saying fair share, but just a share.
Hidden Prince John
George V and Queen Mary hid their sixth son from the public for years because of his epileptic seizures. This poor kid was hidden away in a cottage til he died, died! What is it with this these guys and hiding family members?
The Treatment of Diana During Her Life
Just watch the latest season of The Crown…and then the Princess Di documentary Netflix recommends after you watch The Crown.
And The Royal Family’s Actions After Her Death
I’m not one of those “the Royal Family killed Diana” conspiracy theorists, and I would like to say the fumbles the Royal Family made after her death were in earnest, but…the Queen didn’t lower the flag, or speak to her country for five days! And then of course making William and Harry, only fifteen and twelve at the time, walk behind their beloved mother’s casket in a public procession. Guys I’m beginning to think they aren’t great people!
The Queen’s Cousins
I saved the worst for last. Like with most episodes of The Crown, after I watched The Hereditary Principle (season 4 episode 7), I thought “did that really happen?” and headed to my good friend, Google. Much to my dismay, the story of Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon is, in fact true. Imagine having the world at your disposal, money being no object, access to the greatest doctors and therapists in the world; and instead of helping incredibly vulnerable family members, you ship them off to an institution and fake their deaths. No really, try to just think about being that cold and awful, you probably can’t.
So these are the people Meghan has dealt with for the past few years. A “family” that covers up for a favorite pedophile son, but hides cousins with developmental disabilities, with a smattering of racists and Nazis. If you’re more upset about Meghan Markle moving to California to be with her mom than you are about ANY of this scandals, you need to do look inward, my friend.